5. "o.k. midnight, you win!" 1. "i hope it works out" bay 2. book of fire 3. my affectionate eye disease 4. it's not the day that i was hoping for 5. fireflies made of dust 6. country mercy 7. pillar of salt 8. don't play ding dong ditch on my heart 9. oops i did it again 10. hold me 11. fresh gash 12. fast mercy 2011. I learned everything I need to know about midnight's cruel pass-times from OK MIDNIGHT YOU WIN. Big sound. Sounds like 2011 but bigger. Recorded with big-time mics by a real pro. Minimum dust cloud. Maximum fever. Even people with bad taste are thrilled with that midnight suckerpunch. It hits like a half ton of silk. Get it in either 12" LP or CD format from FEEDINGTUBE RECORDS at: http://web.me.com/feedingtube/Feeding_Tueb_Records/WELCOME_TO_FEEDING_TUBE_RECORDS.html
	4. the return of hotel double tragedy 1. hotel double tragedy (take 2) 2. talk to me (take 1) 3. fireflies made of dust (take 2) 4. rabbit rabbit 5. rage rage against those hideous fireflies 6. fistful of butter 7. trust in rock and roll 8. tell me, tell me 9. let my ears be unplugged 10. agatha christie's poirot 11. talk to me (take 3) 12. talk to me (take 2) 13. i said i want to listen to music by dead people 14. sometimes it takes a city to feel alone 2010. More rock and roll classics from the hotel that we have come to adore! Some people say they like it better than the original. You be the judge. But watch out! Pretty soon you'll start feeling like a burning building. You're gonna get so soft! You're fading away! Get your copy in deluxe gold CASSETTE TAPE format from SPOOKY TOWN ARTIFACTS at: http://thespookytown.blogspot.com/ SOLD OUT at SPOOKY TOWN ARTIFACTS! Though don't despair! It will soon be rereleased in DOUBLE LP format including both hotel double tragedy and the return of hotel double tragedy as well as mp3 downloads and bonus UNRELEASED TRACKS as well as a choose your own adventure novel that takes place in the hotel (which is the way I always wanted it, so I'm happy about this.)
	3. hotel double tragedy 1. at the hotel double tragedy (take 1) 2. don't Tread On The Museums Of Your Youth 3. tiny children in our hearts 4. the snow will make fat men of us all 5. how i laughed my way to an early grave 6. junk pop 7. no more smoking pot in the bathroom 8. fireflies made of dust (take 1) 9. at the hotel double tragedy (take 3) 10. we used to be such good friends 2010. The Hotel Double Tragedy is constantly burning. You will be too with these new hits from the family! Simply listen to the album at a decent volume and watch your life fall apart. We were thinking of releasing this album under the pretense that it was found under the bed of a dead priest who was the grandfather of a couple of members of the Vaselines, but we thought better of it. You deserve the TRUTH! You deserve magic in POP ATTITUDE! You deserve ONE ANCIENT JANGLE! In ten seconds FLAT! You deserve HOTEL DOUBLE TRAGEDY! Get one today for yourself or for someone you care about. In a SPECIAL OFFER you can get the CD and 12" LP together for ONE LOW PRICE, or just the CD by its lonesome. Pick it up from FEEDINGTUBE RECORDS at: http://web.me.com/feedingtube/Feeding_Tueb_Records/WELCOME_TO_FEEDING_TUBE_RECORDS.html SOLD OUT at FEEDING TUBE RECORDS! Though don't despair! It will soon be rereleased in DOUBLE LP format including both hotel double tragedy and the return of hotel double tragedy as well as mp3 downloads and bonus UNRELEASED TRACKS as well as a choose your own adventure novel that takes place in the hotel (which is the way I always wanted it, so I'm happy about this.)
	2. family matters 1. I Want To Sing A Christmas Song 2. Now Everybody Rock & Roll LIke U Have Aids 3. Good Gleam 4. "I Hope It Works Out" Bay 5. I'm Not Gonna Bleed Here 4 Yr Mercy Any Longer 6. Good Time Music Baby 7. Eat Yr <3 Out, Velvet Davenport 8. Ocean Time Summer (V.D. Cover) 9. I Promised U A Rose Garden (But I LIed) 10. Space "Nanana2" Face 11. I'm White Hot (4 Yr Lovin') 12. The Return To Jupiter Fun Club 13. Solar Wind Music 14. I'm A Sucka 4 U 15. Oops, I Did It Again 16. But It's Sooo Close 17. Good Good Food 18. 'The Album So Far...' 19. Honesty Is The Best Policy 20. This Morning Weightiness 21. Nestled In Chaos, July 4th, 1986 22. This One's 4 Tori 23. I Saw Charlie Chaplin In A Piece Of Steak 24. Pecos Bill Blues 25. Cheung "Lil' Mama Ref" Life 26. Itty-Bitty Sattelites 27. Baby Reparte 28. Jolly Rocker 29. I Don't Want It, Stupid 30. Let The Sunglasses Do The Talking 31. I <3 Christmas 32. The Joy Of Painting (An Educational Voyage) 33. Y'All Ready 4 This?!?! 34. Why Don't U Shoot Me Babe? 35. I Lost My Favorite Headache (All I Want 4 Xmas Is A Golden Pear) 36. O, Chris Schumann, Do You Watch The Same Moon As I Do Tonight? 37. live free and cry hard 38. Unicorn Brown Sunset 39. Keep Yr Red Song Close 40. I <3 2 <3 U (Sometimes) 2009.This album is a little better than ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CANDY MACHINE, though they're basically the same album. 40 songs, 40 excuses for a bath-time suicide mission. A true expression of rock and roll burning lifestyle. This album goes good with a switchblade and bad grades. Often people are reminded of the guitar solo in BACK TO THE FUTURE PARTS I & II where Marty McFly starts to disappear because his past is being erased. Our first run of tapes on SPOOKY TOWN ARTIFACTS sold out in 2011, but then I REMASTERED the whole album, stuck some brand new extra art on it and put it out as a CDR on BLUEBERRY HONEY. Get it here: http://spiritoforr.com/Srch.php?search=bb Look, someone else likes it! http://cassettegods.blogspot.com/2010/09/happy-jawbone-family-band-family.html
	1. on the wrong side of the candy machine 1. The Sound That Love Makes 2. Jupiter Funclub (Astronaut Chic (I Got It)) 3. the ballad of malibu (he’s an american gladiator for those not in the know(not the new kind i’m talkin classic here)) 4. I Got a Bad Atittude (Sorry) 5. OMG Gag me With a Pearl 6. Where Are My eyes? 7. I Hate My Life 8. 2 mUCH Technicolor yawn 9. 1 half of a tomato 10. Fear & romance Weighed Each Other (Down Home Remix) 11. Fresh Gash 12. Booger Event 13. Muy Tambien 14. Don't Be Scared 15. Mutual Onanism 16. Smooch City 17. Thunderbolt Jargon 18. Candied Ghosts 19. eatin' the Angels in Big Handfuls (Swamp Remix) 20. a lake made out of your skin 21. Welcome to Graveyard Town, Population 1: U 22. that b part 23. WILDMAN!!! 24. marry Me (please) 25. This Cold Wind, I Didn't Mean 4 it 2 B SOOO COld 26. 26. GAbe "come lick me i look like meat loaf the dish not the singer well i guess the singer too" stoll is dead 27. molly Milk O' Magnesia 28. Actually, I LIke my Life 29. moustache reference 30. Shakeshake That Thang, Glass Robot!!!!!!!!! 31. BAM BAM 32. my Affectionate Eye Disease 33. Garden of Eatin' 34. i've been waitin 4 so long even U Look Good 35. Dinosaur Stamp Affection (I Know It) 36. Live Free & Cry (Baby) 37. Your Rainbow Guts (Gone Leaky) 38. I'm not gonna bleed any longer here 4 Yr Mercy Any LOnger here 39. NEW! Waitin 4 so long 40. Good Nite (get out of My Head Now (PLEase)) 2009. Our sophmore album and companion to FAMILY MATTERS, it also has 40 songs and even less talent! It features a pop sensibility gone wrong, and the song FRESH GASH as seen on RUSSIAN MTV. {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2JkvDFEHo} It hits like a swarm of locusts but then it turns out it's a real softie. My mom says she thinks she might like it. Sold out at faux-pas records! Buy now at unread records in CASSETTE TAPE format here: http://www.unread-records.com/releases/happyjawbone.html